Why I wish I was Keni Styles

Keni Styles has banged some of my favourite TVX babes, from Renee Richards, to Paige Ashley to Lala and seems to pop up in every porno I’ve been watching lately. And now, reading his blog, I hear he may be working with Sasha Grey! There is no end to this man’s luck! It almost makes me want to move into appearing in front of the camera, but, well, to put it nicely- I have a face for blogging, not a face for porn. Actually, that could mean that I could borrow a trick from Keni’s book, and mask-up like he does in Calling The Shots and keep my mole-like anonymity!

UK VS US

So I mentioned the other day about Miss Sasha Grey being the new muff, sorry I mean face, of American Apparel. I was talking to a lady-friend of mine about this when she pointed out that Havana appears to be wearing American Apparel socks. Havana seems to be going down the British Sasha Grey route. Both are incredibly slim, brunettes with killer facial features and a bit alternative. Although I guess Havana is alternative in the sense she’s punk-as-fuck and Sasha is alternative (to the norm in US porn) in that she’s just out-and-out hipster.
So this leads me neatly onto the question: who looks better wearing nowt but some thigh-high socks?

Bit of a side note, but check out this blog listing all the “porniest” American Apparel ads

Pornography is hip (apparently)

Being a prolific blogger myself, I also keep a keen eye on the porn-blog-o-sphere to see what others are scribbling about. Earlier, I was scoping out the semi-professional banter at Club1985, which I thoroughly enjoy reading as it covers both UK and US porn. (Now, I hands-down prefer UK porn but it’s nice to keep a finger on the pulse across the pond.)

So I’m reading today that hip clothing store American Apparel has signed up star of The Fashionistas 2, Sasha Grey, as their new face. She looks pretty damn hot in the ads, and you can see a fair bit of her hairy muff.

American Apparel stuff is basically what the kids who read Vice Magazine wear. (Vice being the people who did the BJ gloryhole comp I wrote about a while back with Avalon.)

Isn’t that funny, as what did I see Sasha Grey featured on the other day but Vice’s online TV thingy VBS TV. So porn is making a small transition pond-side into something acceptable for the hipsters.

And what do we get over here? So inherently British it’s unbelievable. Former TVX Links girl Lucy Pinder moves into the Big Brother house, Syren Sexton pops up in Zoo magazine and sexy Bristolian Laura Michaels plugs her hardcore personal website to Philip Schofield on This Morning. Ha, maybe Vice UK should do a focus on Laura. She’s exactly the type of feisty girl they’d like. You’ve got to be pretty gutsy to go on daytime TV and promote porn!!