There’s a surprise under that dress

Transexual porn is becoming more prevalent in porn but it still feels a bit like a taboo. Whilst not many people would admit to liking it, it’s obviously really popular, after all the view counts speak for themselves. If hot girls like Suzie Best and Renee Richards are keen on getting down on their knees and sucking off a chick with a dick then I’m willing to give it a bash. Here’s my top 3 TS videos:
Different Strokes: Suzie Best
Secret Diary Of A Shemale: Starr
Different Strokes: Renee Richards

Renee Richards makes an appearance in the paper

Renee Richards is so filthy. How is it a girl as hot as Renee is so damn filthy? Actually, this is a question that I ask myself often. And, I just have to tell myself, that we can’t answer that question because it’s a bit like looking a gift horse in the mouth. Oh ho ho, see what I did there? Horse? Gift horse? No? Okay then, I’ll just leave you with the full, uncensored video of Renee getting frisky with her black beauty.

Renee has a good ride

She may be gone but she’s certainly not far from my mind! I loved watching her direct the Kubrick gang-bang sequence in Calling The Shots but I can’t wait to watch this little gem we’ve yet to air! It’s part of the new series Heavy Petting I’ve been blogging about a bit and features Renee as a prim-looking horsey girl getting a good ride on her new filly Melvina Raquel (who can be seen in this interracial orgy with Tanya Cox, Sensi and Clarke Kent). Ooh Renee with a riding crop. She could whip me anytime!

Why I wish I was Keni Styles

Keni Styles has banged some of my favourite TVX babes, from Renee Richards, to Paige Ashley to Lala and seems to pop up in every porno I’ve been watching lately. And now, reading his blog, I hear he may be working with Sasha Grey! There is no end to this man’s luck! It almost makes me want to move into appearing in front of the camera, but, well, to put it nicely- I have a face for blogging, not a face for porn. Actually, that could mean that I could borrow a trick from Keni’s book, and mask-up like he does in Calling The Shots and keep my mole-like anonymity!

I swear I’ve seen that glittery butt-plug before

There’s a new show on tonight which I may have mentioned before. It’s called Calling The Shots and the very first episode is airing tonight on TVX, Sky channel 903. It’s directed by Renee Richards and stars Paige Ashley, Mark Sloan, Keni Styles, Andy Mann and Tony James. The whole thing with Calling The Shots is that it gives our top girls the chance to direct their own porno scene. They can use their own experiences and call upon all their filthiest filmed moments to inspire them to create even more filth for us to enjoy. And my word does Renee have a proper filthy mind! She decided to recreate the orgy scene in Kurbick’s Eyes Wide Shut. Paige is resplendent in a Venetian mask and glittery butt plug; a glittery butt plug that looks awfully familiar. I know I’ve definitely seen that up Paige’s bum before so familiar is it that I’ve quizzed the office to see if anyone else remembers what other show she’s stuck it up her back passage before. Luckily someone else has a more pornographic memory than me and we’ve managed to pinpoint it back to this episode of The Demise Of Renee Richards. Enjoy this double-helping of Paige and her butt plugs this weekend!

Renee Richards gets a double-helping

If there’s one thing porno-fans across the land have been waiting to see it’s Renee get one up the bum. One thing we’ve all been praying and hoping for is for Renee to get DP’ed. Well boys and girls, that day has come. The lucky lads in question are Johnny XL and Keni Styles plugging away at Renee’s orifices. Watching this is like seeing a life-long dream come true. Well, a career-long dream at any rate! If you do one thing today please make sure it’s watching this double-barrelled-gem.

Anal Circus

One could be forgiven for thinking that Pascal was experimenting with new career choices in this episode of The Demise Of Renee Richards. I think it’s the top hat mostly. If it was just the whip then fine you’d probably think he’d just got his kink on. Yeah, thinking about it, it’s pretty much the whole ensemble. The white trousers play a big part in this Ringmaster look he’s going for. And who’s ring… Renee’s ring! He gets all manner of things up her poop-hole in this episode, not just his substantial manhood. Definitely worth a wank, um, I mean watch.

Renee gets it up the bum

Yes, it’s Renee Richards getting it right up the arse. What a sight! What an arse! What a way to go out! You’ve gotta love this girl. She certainly knows how to leave a lasting impression. I know everyone’s very excited to see this show and the first episode is airing this Saturday on Sky channel 903. We’re actually showing a whole night of anal vids, mostly because we love watching girls get fucked up the bum.
One of the episodes of The Demise of Renee Richards actually has Renee getting DP’ed by Keni Styles and Johnny XL. Can’t wait for that one!

Television X for the win!

Phew, last night was an absolute riot! We won an award, which was fantastic. We won Best Pay Per View, which was really cool to be recognized for. I spent ages sitting with Jay Snake and his missus Claudia Rossi and so naturally cheered my little mole voice off when Jay won Best Male Performer! I ended up sitting next to busty Starr during dinner and she looked seriously hot in her slinky blue dress.
The UKAFTAs are a pretty schmoozy event so I hung out with the Pumpkin crew for a bit, who no doubt were celebrating Cathy’s win and Busty Brits Abroad picking up an award too! I did manage to get a good eyeful of Cathy Barry’s tits! Spent a bit of time with Ben Dover and Syren Sexton who was looking absolutely gorgeous in her red satin dress. That girl gives me more than one of my eleven a day*!

Last night was full of adventures. I got to hand out with Linsey Dawn McKenzie and the goth girls from The Satanic Sluts which was a whole lot of fun. I did get to do a bit of mingling too. I bumped into my friend Katie K who was looking sexy as ever, the smoking hot sex kitten Lala and Marino who won the Lifetimer award. And oh my word, Renee Richards won an award and she looked seriously gorgeous in her black dress with the little “RR” on it!

Thanks to all the organisers for making it such a special night. I can’t wait until next year!

I’m going to the UKAFTA’s!

I’m really excited as in about two days time I’m actually going to the UK Adult Film And Television Awards! We’ve got our own table so I’m going to get to sit with some hot girls (fingers crossed I actually get to sit next to one), drink the free booze on the table and party with girls like Renee Richards who’s up for at least two awards! A couple of our callgirls are up for awards too, the luscious Emma Butt and the now shockingly brunette Crystal Pink. We’re up for an award too, for the best pay-per-view so no doubt it’ll be TVX for the win! Don’t forget to buy your tickets now before they all sell out. See you all at The Troxy!