Stefan Hard gets, er, hard for Syren Sexton

Hi Stefan, how’s it going? It was brill watching you and Syren go at it last week but I must say I was a bit jealous…

Do you ever watch ‘70s porn?

Erm, not seen any ever.

What is Syren Sexton like to work with?

Syren is lovely to work with! Who wouldn’t wanna work with her, she’s a gorgeous girl.

What was your first thought when you saw Syren dressed up all ‘70s?

Well as dated outfits go, her outfit wasn’t too bad in my scene. She looked hot!

What did you think of your costume and what was your favourite bit of it?

My costume was hilarious, especially my 70’s footballer wig!!! The shirt I had on wasn’t that bad to be honest but my favourite part was definitely the shoes! They were quite swanky!

Do you enjoy shooting spoof porno?

Of course! It’s great getting dressed up in funny costumes and having to act a little!

Please describe your dream spoof porno and who you would cast in it?

Ooh I’d love to do a sequel to the spoof that me and Mark Sloan did! We starred in a spoof of Little Britain and I’d just love to do another one as we had such a laugh making that!

Thanks mate! Hope to see you again soon.

I swear I’ve seen that glittery butt-plug before

There’s a new show on tonight which I may have mentioned before. It’s called Calling The Shots and the very first episode is airing tonight on TVX, Sky channel 903. It’s directed by Renee Richards and stars Paige Ashley, Mark Sloan, Keni Styles, Andy Mann and Tony James. The whole thing with Calling The Shots is that it gives our top girls the chance to direct their own porno scene. They can use their own experiences and call upon all their filthiest filmed moments to inspire them to create even more filth for us to enjoy. And my word does Renee have a proper filthy mind! She decided to recreate the orgy scene in Kurbick’s Eyes Wide Shut. Paige is resplendent in a Venetian mask and glittery butt plug; a glittery butt plug that looks awfully familiar. I know I’ve definitely seen that up Paige’s bum before so familiar is it that I’ve quizzed the office to see if anyone else remembers what other show she’s stuck it up her back passage before. Luckily someone else has a more pornographic memory than me and we’ve managed to pinpoint it back to this episode of The Demise Of Renee Richards. Enjoy this double-helping of Paige and her butt plugs this weekend!