Posts Tagged ‘solo

23
Apr
09

Jim Slip’s euro adventure

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Jim and Cecil continue their fuck-tour of Prague with the second instalment of Jim Slip Does Prague. In this episode Cecil introduces Jim to Carla Cox, another hot blonde, this time decked out in fishnets and thigh high boots. She’s definitely a sexy one, as she gets down to some solo action for Cecil’s benefit. Jim has to wait a wee while before he can drag her off to the bedroom for a good pounding.

11
Apr
09

Jim Slip’s in Prague

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Jim Slip, the lucky devil, has swanned off to Prague for another sex holiday. After the success of Jim Slip Does Budapest, you can certainly see why he was eager to go back. His mate Cecil runs an escort agency and has got the tastiest eastern European birds to offer. This first offering sees sexy Angelica getting a good old suck on Jim’s piece.
She’s so stiffy-inducing that Jim has her do a teasing solo show with a dildo for him and Cecil to get them both worked up before Jim shoots his load for her.
Jim Slip- what a legend!

14
Jul
08

Hip-Hop is wank

Donna Marie, where are you going to put that marker pen??

I’m getting well into my hip-hop lately. I must have been banging on about it quite a lot lately because last week this girl that I always see in the canteen lent me this CD. She told me it was “awesome” but I’d probably “never heard of it”. Now, not to be outdone by a bloody girl I took my Biz Markie CD out of the stereo to give this ‘nerd hip-hop’ thing a go.

This guy, Viktor Vaughn, is actually pretty good. There’s this one track that really stood out though. It has this chick singing on it and at the end of the song she sings “I’d rather masturbate than fuck with Vik Vaughn” and then the guy goes “Let me watch”. The girl from the canteen was right! This is stuff is alright y’know.

It definitely got me thinking about my favourite songs about wanking. Obviously The Divinyls ‘I Touch Myself’ is absolute top.  You just can’t ‘beat’ a song like that, haha. I’ve been skiving a bit today and I’ve made myself what I’d like to call ‘The Wank List’. It’s basically a playlist of the best songs about masturbation and a list of the best solo masturbation videos you can watch alongside to.

So it goes something like this:
1.    A.D.I.D.A.S by Korn
2.    Longview by Green Day
3.    Pictures of Lily by The Who
4.    She-bop by Cyndi Lauper
5.    Darling Nikki by Prince
6.    I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

Obviously this list isn’t exactly long so you’d have to have it on repeat.

Then the videos you would watch would be:

1. Corsetry 1 (with the gorgeous Lala)

2. Dogging Diaries Series 1 Monday (the ever-slutty Donna Marie)

3. Little Miss Knee Highs 1 (the best girl to finish on, Alyssa Leigh)

Now, I understand this might be a somewhat controversial post….

but I absolutely stand by my decision to include Cyndi Lauper on the list!!


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