14
Jul
08

Hip-Hop is wank

Donna Marie, where are you going to put that marker pen??

I’m getting well into my hip-hop lately. I must have been banging on about it quite a lot lately because last week this girl that I always see in the canteen lent me this CD. She told me it was “awesome” but I’d probably “never heard of it”. Now, not to be outdone by a bloody girl I took my Biz Markie CD out of the stereo to give this ‘nerd hip-hop’ thing a go.

This guy, Viktor Vaughn, is actually pretty good. There’s this one track that really stood out though. It has this chick singing on it and at the end of the song she sings “I’d rather masturbate than fuck with Vik Vaughn” and then the guy goes “Let me watch”. The girl from the canteen was right! This is stuff is alright y’know.

It definitely got me thinking about my favourite songs about wanking. Obviously The Divinyls ‘I Touch Myself’ is absolute top.  You just can’t ‘beat’ a song like that, haha. I’ve been skiving a bit today and I’ve made myself what I’d like to call ‘The Wank List’. It’s basically a playlist of the best songs about masturbation and a list of the best solo masturbation videos you can watch alongside to.

So it goes something like this:
1.    A.D.I.D.A.S by Korn
2.    Longview by Green Day
3.    Pictures of Lily by The Who
4.    She-bop by Cyndi Lauper
5.    Darling Nikki by Prince
6.    I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

Obviously this list isn’t exactly long so you’d have to have it on repeat.

Then the videos you would watch would be:

1. Corsetry 1 (with the gorgeous Lala)

2. Dogging Diaries Series 1 Monday (the ever-slutty Donna Marie)

3. Little Miss Knee Highs 1 (the best girl to finish on, Alyssa Leigh)

Now, I understand this might be a somewhat controversial post….

but I absolutely stand by my decision to include Cyndi Lauper on the list!!


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