Holly D gets about

I spotted this week that the object of my rather geekier fantasies, Holly D, has taken up the pen, and is scribbling for my favourite blog (other than mine) Club 1985. This guy Scott seems to have hunted out my favourite sexy ladies and enlisted them to his cause! Honestly, he has Satine, one of my absolute favourites Katie K, seriously hot geek-girl called Faye X and now Holly! What does a mole have to do to steal these beauties?!? Anyway, check out Holly’s very own page over at Club 1985.
Completely off topic, but props to Satine for her interpretation of what I might look like on her blog last week!

Sensi Interview

Sensi isn’t exactly a man of many words. But what he does say is to the point, and weirdly for so few words, actually brimming with excitement. Check out this snippet of interview to see what I mean!

Who are your favourite pornstars to have sex with & why?
Amber Leigh because she knows just what I like, Isabelle Ice as she’s one of the naughtiest and Rio Mariah- what a sexy Latino!

What’s your favourite TVX scene?
The Fuck Ghetto with Robyn Truelove!

What’s next for Sensi?
I have 2 new websites www.theundercoverlover.com and www.ivorbadcock.com. Those are my recent projects, but I have more projects coming, watch this space!

Georgina’s calling the shots

So, fit and famous Satanic Slut, Georgina Baillie, has directed her very own porno! Produced by our mates at Portway, Georgina gets to boss around both Michelle Thorne and Robyn Truelove, telling them what to stick in which orifice! What a lucky lucky girl! As you can guess I’m a bit jealous. This is going to be airing on Red Hot Fetish late February and then again on TVX in March as part of the full Calling The Shots series. Other episodes are directed by everyone from Renee Richards to Michelle B. It’s going to be an awesome series!

Sexy Starr takes over TVX

It’s the start of Bionic MILF tonight, our new series which sees Starr as a shagging superhero. She is Jamie Sprinkles, boring housewife run down and bionically rebuilt to save the British public from their rubbish sex lives. In the first episode some poor groom-to-be is lamenting the fact his wife-to-be won’t let him do her up the poop shoot. Starr to the rescue folks! She’s one MILF babe that absolutely loves it up the bum, so she turns up at his stag do, does a quick pole dance (as you do) and then gets it on so he can have one last anal-fling before he gets his bird up the aisle.
We’ve got a whole night of Starr shows after that, including Cum Bi With Me, Wet Dreams (which gives me wet dreams about her and Avalon) and Party Animals, where she’s a total filth-bucket.
It’s going to be an awesome night, and it’s not like anyone’s got any money to be in the pub so you really have no excuse!!

Sometimes you’ve got to have ‘em au naturel

I’ve been reading this really interesting thread on BGAFD lately started by our old friend Layla Jade. It concerns whether she should grow out her bush. And all of us at Television X do solemnly believe that bush is actually quite a good thing and well, frankly we still quite like bush. Check out some of our hairy vids to see why change isn’t always such a good thing!

Linsey AND Sasha!!

It’s not long now until Linsey Dawn McKenzie makes her way back onto our telly screens. I’m pretty excited as not only will it be Linsey, naked and sexy, but some of my favourite yummy girls, like Sasha from Katie K’s Teen Rampage, the delectable Havana and UKAFTA winner Keisha Kane.
Our sister channel Red Hot Double D will be hosting a whole night of Linsey’s saucy exploits on February 7. It’ll be every episode of her new show airing back to back! I just can’t wait!
Now either you’re very clever and you’ve invested in the Ultimate package so that you get all the TVX and Red Hot channels and as you’re reading this you’re also pencilling this date into your diary… or you’re wondering how on earth you can get your hands on this steamy new show. If you’re on Sky you can also pay-per-night and if you’re on Freeview you can actually watch this on channel 97!
Now you’ve got no excuse not to watch this hot babe in action.

Pornstar Interview: Josephine James

Hi Josephine,
Who are your favourite pornstars to have sex with & why?
Blokes- it has to be Marino and Omar and girls- Bev Cox, because they are amazing in bed and make me feel so horny.

What’s your favourite TVX scene?
I did a scene as a nun with Steve Hooper and Tony Desergio which was featured on TVX.

Do you ever watch yourself have sex?
I do but I’m very critical of my performance.

What sort of guys/girls do you like?
I prefer dark hair on both men and women. I’m not a fan of huge breasts on women, but I do like a big cock on a man, and they have to have a personality. Saying that, I prefer looks over personality.

Check out the full interview on Josephine James’s pornstar page.

Blind porn (War Baby review)

Steve Hooper’s been blinded in the war and lies comatose in a rather dingy looking hospital. Lucky for him, he’s managed to blag the randiest nurse on the ward! No doubt all the men being off at war has given her the horn something rotten.
She attempts the kiss of life, on his piece, which soon revives him and he gets to giving her a good pounding. It doesn’t take much to realise that he must have been a pornstar before enlisting as he’s banging her like a pro, and let’s face it, only a pro could pull off those moves with a blood-soaked eye bandage!
Claudia Ferrara looks seriously hot as the lust-struck nurse, but suffice to say she’s better at the shagging than the nursing… right at the end she leaves the poor old blind fellow to find his own (naked) way back to his ward!! Where’s your bedside manners, Claudia?!

Watch this vid now!

Shilpa has a fiddle in the diary room

Northern hottie Sahara does a star turn as ‘Shilpa’ in our spoof of celebrity Big Brother. Obviously, Sahara is a damn sight filthier and is soon fiddling about with her lady bits in the diary room. Eventually this leads to a pretty full-on threesome that sneaky ‘Big Bugger’ has managed to orchestrate with both Sahara and Karlie Simon. It’s at times like this you wish there was a 24 hour feed on E4! Check out this uncensored raunch-fest that’s new to TelevisionX.com.

“I’d like a ham baguette please”

Is what I imagine Havana said whilst making this episode of Dirt Bike Bitch. Someone misheard her though and got her Ian ‘The Baguette’ Scott to fuck instead. Now correct me if I’m wrong but surely that’s Ian Scott, the famous French pornstar? It’s hard to tell because he doesn’t talk during this and how are you meant to tell if he’s French or not if you can’t hear him speak? There aren’t many pornstars called Ian Scott, so I’m taking an educated guess here that it’s the same dude that was in Baise-Moi. Well, there you go. More proof that Havana is playing in the big leagues now.