Happy Holidays

I have been so busy lately I’m really glad we’ve got another Bank Holiday coming up this weekend; four-day weeks put a bigger smile on my face than Robyn Truelove, and that’s saying something. There is a really special treat I have to share with you all this particular weekend too… FREE (my favourite word) PORN (my second favourite word). Yup, that’s right, I tell no lie; there is going to be free access to televisionX.com from Saturday 23rd to Monday 25th May. All you need is the magic code…

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Enjoy.

These Girls are definitely Allowed

 

How much am I LOVING the Girls Allowed series? LOTS. That’s how much. I think Simon moneybags Cowell ought to take note; this is how to do it. It’s pure genius in my opinion; not only has it got some of the fittest British girls in (that could actually give Girls Aloud a run for their money – especially the ginger one) but its pretty entertaining too. The third episode in features Angel Long getting spit-roasted, dp’d and finishes with a double facial. This show doesn’t take itself seriously, it’s a lot of fun, something I feel is lacking in a lot of modern porn. However, in terms of delivering in standard of porn and girls, it’s ticking all my boxes.

Jay Snake’s Coming Home

Perhaps that lot off the apprentice last week should have taken a bit of inspiration from Jay Snake about ways to re-invent Margate. This is the final episode in the Dirty Postcards series, and if I got to have as much fun as Mr.Snake I would definitely be booking my next holiday to the seaside resort. The final episode sees newcomer Kaycee (who happens to have a cracking pair of giant tits) loving getting the Jay Snake treatment.

“extremely sexually explicit” content..

I laughed my arse off when I heard this… Apparently we’ve been very naughty here at Television X we are just too goddam hardcore. Last I heard that was a good thing right guys? Well, the fun sponges at OFCOM failed to agree with us and we are the only channel to get a fine. The full story states we were done for:

“extremely sexually explicit material” 

Well, if that’s what you’re into, you know where to go. Television X     

Job’s for the boys 2 – It’s Here

I was really looking forward to the first episode of Jobs for the Boys 2 as I really enjoyed the last series. I have to say that it does not disappoint, not only is it a really good porno, but it’s a pretty good laugh too! Featuring Gynaecologist ‘Sydney Silk’ who happens to also be a superohero “ThunderCLAP”. Clarke Kent you legend.

The Tour Has Begun…

Alright then lads,  pretty exciting times seeing as the Television X Tour kicked off last night in Liverpool. From what I’ve heard, it was amazing too. I guess it would be pretty hard not to be with the likes of Keisha Kane, Syren Sexton, Robyn Truelove, Leah Jaye and Natalia X among the top Television X involved. If you are thinking of heading down (and I suggest you do) you get to watch the girls perform live, meet them and even have a chance to win a private dance from them. It has to be said, never before have you’ had the chance to get this to the hottest, naughtiest girls in Britain: The Television X girls.  It continues tonight in Birmingham at the Bandit Queen, and yes, Robyn Truelove will be there.

More Girls Allowed

First of all I would like to say TFI Friday; been a really busy week and I really can’t wait to get myself in the pub for a pint or five! When I get home I reckon I’m going to chill out watching some my favorite girls, I need a bit of relief guys. Girls Allowed is so much better than sodding X factor! The second episode features Sarah Hardon (the gorgeous Saskia Sweet). Right then, where’s my pint. 

Truelove and Thorne Team up again

Georgina Baillie got it spot on when she teamed up Robyn Truelove and Michelle Thorne in Calling the Shots recently. No man can resist a hot blonde with big tits, and these two are probably the hottest big-titted blondes around. Following on from Baillie’s stroke of genius, these bombshells have teamed up again in the latest installment of Trueloves True Confessions.  Robyn reveals this time that she loves having sex while soaking wet and has a bit of a foot fetish too! Nice work Miss.Truelove.

Jim Slip’s Done Prague

I’ve really enjoyed the Jim Slip does Prague series, mainly because it has brought us a lot of unknown but ridiculously hot girls. The season finale really delivers just as the rest as the series has, introducing 20 year-old Suzy. She doesn’t speak any English, but when has that really ever caused Jim Slip any cause for concern. Suzy has got a bit of a strange sailor outfit going on but she is so fit I couldn’t really care. Prague anyone?

Trueloves True Confessions

I have loved seeing Robyn Truelove as the new homepage of Television X as she really has got to be one of the hottest blonde bombshells around. An even bigger bonus is that not only she really fit but she is a right dirty minx too. In the first installment of Trueloves True Confessions she reveals that she really gets off doing it when there’s a chance that people will see. Cue Keni Styles banging her on her doorstep for all to see.