What a day! It was one of the days where whatever could go wrong did. Even the weather was shit. The vending machine tried to steal my money and deny me my cheese & onion squares, and my plastic fork broke off its prongs in my cheese & beans jacket potato.
It’s just the type of day where you’re so pissed off with the world you might as well just kick back and get a horny pornstar like Laura Michaels to just completely dominate you. Instead of you bashing your head against the wall, or kicking something out of frustration, you may as well let her kick the crap out of you and then at least you get to bang her afterwards!
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