I was settling down to some crap TV the other night cos I have no money and felt I’d used all my favours up of asking mates to buy me pints, when I stumbled upon Katie and Peter:The Next Chapter. Now as Sophie Price is our new face and body of Television X, I thought I would do the honourable thing and support her sister. But what a load of crap! Honestly, who wants to see Katie going under anaesthetic to have her teeth done? Who cares that Peter is a div and can’t work the intercom? Who wants to see them arguing repeatedly on a car journey to God knows where? Clearly someone does, but it ain’t me. It was just boring drivel that made my eyes bleed. So Sophie, I tried to support your sis by watching that crap, but I just couldn’t do it, however I’ll defo be watching you on Friday when you reveal all on televisionX at 10:10pm!