Posts Tagged ‘danny mountain

26
May
09

Speaking of close ups…

Michelle B cumshot danny mountain

So yesterday I was loving the “perv cam” in Jay Snake’s latest fuckspace video, when his real-life girlfriend Claudia got some seriously good close-ups on her hand-held camera. I think that a lot of porn could benefit from more of this style of filming as this video of Danny Mountain and Michelle B in the Voyeur 4 also has some great close ups too; and its really good. What we need is some more “perv cams” – offers anyone?

17
Apr
09

Danny Mountain: worst builder ever

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It’s a fact: do not hire Danny Mountain to do your extension. This episode of Fill That Crack is pretty much case in point. In every single episode Dan has been seen sitting about smoking fags, perving on hot girls and helping Tony James to bang ‘em senseless. Not a lick of work done.
In this particular instalment he spies an eastern European hottie strolling about in a white sun dress and chases after her, as you do. He’s soon whisked her away to give him a blowie and fair play to him too. Danny Mountain, we salute you. You can’t build a conservatory for shit but you can bang a hot girl like a true pro.

14
Apr
09

Fill Antonia’s Crack

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Leggy blonde Antonia Deona has come to get a piece of Danny Mountain but he’s buggered off somewhere. Luckily Tony James managed to not knock the wall down on the top of her and is happy to fill the void created by Danny’s departure. He’s happy to fill her crack!
I wouldn’t mind filling her crack, those legs look like they don’t stop, and I do love a hot girl with long blonde hair.

09
Dec
08

What’s your all time best Television X vid?

Suburban Perversions

I’ve just been looking to see which are our most popular videos for this week and surprise surprise Cathy Barry’s Extreme Cougar came first! Well, not much of a surprise is it, considering how ace Cathy actually is.
Anyway as I love doing polls, here is one where you can vote which out of our top 5 vids from this week is your fave.
1.    Cathy Barry’s Extreme Cougar: Cathy gets a better seeing to from some horny mechanics than her old banger!
2.    Suburban Perversions: Hot oriental babe Natalia bangs her family’s household gimp instead of doing her homework.
3.    Erotique 4: Sexy Suzie Best gets a good suck on Dan Mountain.
4.    Come Together: Frankie and Danny Mountain meet up for the first time and get to know each other inside out!
5.    Erotique 2: Michelle Thorne gets a good lesbo-licking of Angela.

10
Sep
08

TVX Factor… Way better than it’s namesake!

I’m not a massive fan of reality shows. I actually think they suck balls. Luckily, TVX Factor literally sucks balls! There’s no cheesy presenter who’s face is plastered over every shit show on television; it’s just good ol’ Phil, Michelle Thorne (mmm) and that weird Chicken Man who, personally, am not that keen on. It’s just people who are either shit at fucking (norms) and people who are ace at fucking (pornstars). Basically, the norms aren’t bad per se at sex, it’s more they just don’t know what angles are good to show off their bodies, what faces look good on them when they cum, that sort of thing. Either that or they’re old, like the geezer Suzie Best nearly had to bang. Luckily this episode is pretty good. As soon as Louise comes out looking smoking in that polka dot dress, you know this is a good ‘un. Then, the good lord of porn smiled upon us and sent an angel in the shape of Danny Mountain to make this extra-good. He whaps his piece out and she has a good suck. They get down to it and her tits bounce in the most loveliest way. Check out Phil Barry’s face about half way through- the man is engrossed! Louise even climbs up on the judges desk so he can have a proper close-up look. Honestly, to my mind, this is the best one so far.

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09
Sep
08

EXCLUSIVE: I chat with Danny Mountain!

Now those of you in the know are probably wondering how I got to have this little bit of face-time with Mr. Mountain and no, sadly I didn’t get a work outing to America [makes mental note of suggesting this to someone high up]. Thanks to time differences and the power of the internet, Danny took time out of his incredibly busy schedule to answer my questions!
Danny is quite a young chap and has already forged out quite the career for himself. Now settled in sunny LA, he is married to hot pornstar Eva Angelina and they’re expecting their first child! How’s that for a charmed bloody life! After we got the vital statistics out the way (much as it pains me to ask another guy how big his dick is, but the answer is 9”) we managed to down to some much tougher questions.
The guy is such a gent, when I asked him who his favourite pornstar to have sex with, he told me “My favorite girl to work with is obviously first off my wife Eva Angelina for many reasons!” I guess he kinda has to say that, and to be fair, he’s incredibly lucky that he can answer a question like that in such a way! After I leaned on him a bit he admitted that he’s good mates with Suzie Best and Yazmin as well, but shh! Don’t tell the missus!
Danny got into porn the way most young blokes dream of. He says “It just seemed like the perfect job and I took to it like a duck to water haha.” You can see why he took to it so well; those slightly bad-boy good-looks, an insatiable appetite for minge and a naturalness on camera which you know means he gets it. He’s there to fuck, basically. Off-screen he’s very personable, and his total adoration for his wife is very apparent. When I asked him what his favourite ever sex scene was he told me it was “when I met my wife working back in London last April”. I’m sure every girl who’s reading this is going “awww, I wanna sleep with him too now!” Well, you can’t. He lives in America and he’s married to a proper fit pornstar. However, you can watch his theme night this Friday on televisionX from 10:30pm onwards and wish you were one of the pornstars that got pounded by him!

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06
Sep
08

Mr. Mountain

I’ve had the extreme pleasure lately of being in contact with the awesome Danny Mountain and I’ve got to say he’s a top bloke! He’s got his own theme night next week which, even though he’s a dude, I’m pretty excited about. Don’t worry, Mole fans, I’m not batting for the other team now, it’s just he’s got to shag all my favourite TVX girls like Carmel, Michelle B, Sahara, and Suzie Best. He’s been telling me about his hot wife Eva Angelina and how they’re having a baby together! That’ll be a baby with a porn heritage and a half!
His theme night will be showing on televisionX next Friday (that’s September 12) from 10:30pm onwards so clear your diaries now, boys and girls! And guys, word to the wise: this is a great incentive to get your ladies watching tvx with you so be prepared to put up with your girly going on about how hot he is!

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