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24
May
09

Since when was ‘Scummy’ so hot?

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Last time I checked, “scummy” was supposed to mean horrid, gross and nasty. However, these are not the words I would use to describe Scummy Mummy McKenzie (Crsytal Pink) in Scummy Mummys 1. Chav, yes, but what should be noted is that she is one of those rare and curious finds that really get my pulse racing; a fit chav. A great guilty pleasure.

23
May
09

Introducing Jimmy Hunt

Keisha Kane

So I hope you are all enjoying your free porn this weekend. And the weather too of course; I’ve just got back from an awesome beer garden and a slap up pub meal. Happy days.

If it’s a good laugh (as well as a good porno) you are after this weekend I would start with the lastest from Jobs For The Boys. In this adventure Clarke Kent is motor racing legend “Jimmy Hunt” – the fastest man on the planet. What filthy mechanic Keisha Kane wants to know is how fast he is off the track though.

22
May
09

True Confessions

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Seeing as it is all about Robyn Truelove at the moment, what with her online event coming up, I thought I had to share the latest from her Trueloves True Confessions with you. In the third episode, Robyn confesses she has an unfulfilled fantasy about being asleep and then being taken advantage of. She is so dirty it’s silly; I really think I have fallen in love. Remember she will be chatting and answering all your questions on the 30th May on Twitter, so if you want to get to talk to her and ask her just how filthy she is, make sure you are following her on Twitter 

21
May
09

Happy Holidays

Television X free porn

I have been so busy lately I’m really glad we’ve got another Bank Holiday coming up this weekend; four-day weeks put a bigger smile on my face than Robyn Truelove, and that’s saying something. There is a really special treat I have to share with you all this particular weekend too… FREE (my favourite word) PORN (my second favourite word). Yup, that’s right, I tell no lie; there is going to be free access to televisionX.com from Saturday 23rd to Monday 25th May. All you need is the magic code…

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Enjoy.

20
May
09

These Girls are definitely Allowed

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How much am I LOVING the Girls Allowed series? LOTS. That’s how much. I think Simon moneybags Cowell ought to take note; this is how to do it. It’s pure genius in my opinion; not only has it got some of the fittest British girls in (that could actually give Girls Aloud a run for their money – especially the ginger one) but its pretty entertaining too. The third episode in features Angel Long getting spit-roasted, dp’d and finishes with a double facial. This show doesn’t take itself seriously, it’s a lot of fun, something I feel is lacking in a lot of modern porn. However, in terms of delivering in standard of porn and girls, it’s ticking all my boxes.

19
May
09

Jay Snake’s Coming Home

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Perhaps that lot off the apprentice last week should have taken a bit of inspiration from Jay Snake about ways to re-invent Margate. This is the final episode in the Dirty Postcards series, and if I got to have as much fun as Mr.Snake I would definitely be booking my next holiday to the seaside resort. The final episode sees newcomer Kaycee (who happens to have a cracking pair of giant tits) loving getting the Jay Snake treatment.

18
May
09

“extremely sexually explicit” content..

Warning adult content

I laughed my arse off when I heard this… Apparently we’ve been very naughty here at Television X we are just too goddam hardcore. Last I heard that was a good thing right guys? Well, the fun sponges at OFCOM failed to agree with us and we are the only channel to get a fine. The full story states we were done for:

“extremely sexually explicit material” 

Well, if that’s what you’re into, you know where to go. Television X     

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