Uncensored Stocking Tops

What a day! It was one of the days where whatever could go wrong did. Even the weather was shit. The vending machine tried to steal my money and deny me my cheese & onion squares, and my plastic fork broke off its prongs in my cheese & beans jacket potato.
It’s just the type of day where you’re so pissed off with the world you might as well just kick back and get a horny pornstar like Laura Michaels to just completely dominate you. Instead of you bashing your head against the wall, or kicking something out of frustration, you may as well let her kick the crap out of you and then at least you get to bang her afterwards!

Big Brother Night

So by now, you’ve probably all seen Lisa Baxter gracing your screens. What d’you guys think of her? I think she’s quite hot. I’m definitely glad we’ve got her as the new face of televisionX. I think she’ll be coming in the office more and more which means I get to see her in person more and more! Woo!
I can imagine I would feel differently if she’d been on Big Brother though. Now, she’s fresh and new, but just as dirty!
In celebration of Big Brother and all the good and bad things it brings us, my video of the day is this episode of Casting Couch Cuties that’s got Leah Walker getting banged by Tony James. Enjoy!

Giving it some lip

The area of east London that I live in is quite estatey and although it’s not much like Council Estate Skanks, it is definitely more like Girlz With Attitude. It’s like this, Council Estate Skanks is a more provincial pikeys getting pounded sort of show whereas Girlz With Attitude has a more tattooed, punk-ass fuck-you-up feeling to it. The sort of chavs that you find on market-town council estates differ wildly from the kind of creatures you find lurking in shadows on inner-city council estates.
And it’s with this in mind that I bid a sad farewell to Girlz With Attitude tonight. It’s the last episode so it’s bound to be a cracker and I can only hope that Lala and what some on the forums describe as “The mysterious Havana” are plotting to team up again together to terrify and excite men across the land.
The girls stop a stud to ask for directions and stupidly enough he gets in the car to show them the way. Obviously this turned out pretty fucking good for him but I actually live in this area and you’d be a damn fool to get in the car with anyone you don’t know! Mind you, saying that, Lala and Havana have never asked me for directions so who knows what I’d actually do!
This guy wakes up completely tied up and the girls demand to be fucked senseless. Happily, he obliges but I think I would too if I had a pool cue at my throat! Check it out tonight at 10pm on televisionX to see these sex-fiends indulge in another hardcore-heist.

Exclusive News: Lisa Baxter

Now, I know you’re probably wondering “who?” but you should know by now that I’m always the first with the gossip. Lisa Baxter is a very sexy and very naughty young lady who will be coming to your screens very very soon as the new face of televisionX! She’ll be presenting our next theme night on televisionX which is all about Big Brother! You see, Lisa, ought to have been on Big Brother but she was far too raunchy and risqué that they had to give her the boot before it even started! Now if you think of all the steamy things that have happened on BB you know this girl’s gotta be someone seriously dirty for that to have happened! During this theme night we’ll have Celebrity Fantasies with Aisleyne and Michelle Bass and we’ll have the extremely dirty show that featured Lea Walker getting fucked by Tony James! So there you go porn fans, exclusive news, straight from the mole’s mouth!

Music is my hot hot sex

Instead of slobbing out on the sofa watching my new Bill Hicks DVD last night, I ended up getting pissed with a group of bearded skinny Norwegians. This is not a regular occurrence for me, but my new flatmate is a music journo so she dragged me out for drinks with this band called Casio Kids. I actually had quite an interesting conversation with them about music in porn. They stated that they’d love to make music for porn and they knew none too few musicians that aspire to be porn musicians.
After such an odd-ball night I’ve promised to take my flat-mate to a porn party if she takes me to another interview. However, she’s told me the next one on the list is a girl band called Dolly Rockers. After having googled them I’ve decided it’s best I don’t go along. These babes were on XFactor and are like a teen version of Girls Aloud. Small, cute, very very young-looking and smoking hot! They’re actually about 20 so they’re not technically jail-bait but they definitely look it!
Personally, I’d like to see ‘em on TVX Factor as they’d blatantly win that show they’re that hot!

Council Estate Skanks

Well, I wouldn’t normally say yes to this question, but looking at these pictures of Alysha Leigh in upcoming show Council Estate Skanks, I am rather tempted to stand up and say “Yeh, chavs can be sexy”.
Alysha’s dressed like a typical chav, Croydon facelift, gold hoop earrings, tiny little tracksuit and to top it all off she’s snogging (the only word to describe what she’s doing!) Stefan Hard whilst smoking what is undoubtably a lambert & butler fag. Unfortunately, she’s not wearing a kappa tracksuit but I wouldn’t be surprised if she had just got home from Iceland when Stefan pounced on her.
Stefan gets her out of her yellow tracksuit quick sharpish and Alysha’s got a pretty good body. Nice natural tits, tanned body and quite slim too. He fingers her, licks her out, fucks her in all sorts of naughty positions before he cums in her mouth. See, this is how you have to treat chavettes; it’s not so much a ‘treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen’ type of affair, more take charge and pound them senseless before they get a chance to open their mouths!
This show looks superb and will begin airing on televisionX, Sky channel 903 next month. I will obviously be giving you guys more news as and when I know but here’s this exciting image to leave you with.

Got Milk?

Cum moustaches are great. A thousand times better than milk ones. Obviously you’d only want to see it on a girl, but to be fair, I only ever want to see milk moustaches on girls anyway. I guess you have to aim right when you’re giving a lass a facial and it’s not really the sort of time when aim is at it’s best. Well, not for me at any rate!
Well this naughty picture is taken from brand new show Different Strokes. Being the mole at televisionX I do love bringing you the goss before anyone else and I’m hear to tell you that this is Suzie Best covered in shemale spunk! This new series follows the motto “different strokes for different folks” and features not only she-males but bdsm, t-girls, grown men in nappies and so much more! Each episode features one of regular hot pornstars with a little added quirk! I know this show is going to divide opinions but that’s kinda the point isn’t it. And, when it boils down to it, you can’t fault a show that’s got a cum moustache!

Tattoos in rude places

As you guys all know, I do quite like girls with tattoos. Not all of them mind, I genuinely don’t think they should all have them, but I do like the variety of having some girls with them. Which is why I’m loving the new episode of Jim Slip’s Coast to Coast that’s just been uploaded. Jim gets to meet Sasha who has tattoos just above her lady bits! A girl’s gotta have a shaven snatch for that sort of body art! That’s probably why I like it so much. Because I know she has to maintain her undergrowth to stop it from looking weird. See, it’s these type of things which keep our girlies looking top-notch.
Jim knows the type of seaside girls who like it hardest and soon enough Sasha is bouncing her pierced, shaven and tattooed slit (oh, the porn trinity!) all over Jim’s pervy cock. She even gives him a tit-wank and it’s brilliant to see a lass so good at it that she can suck it off at the same time!! I hope I get to see Sasha in a lot more stuff ‘cos she’s young, hot, blonde, and I loved watching her get pounded by Jim so much that I can’t wait to see what happens when she lets someone like Jay Snake have a go!

Charlie Britton Exposed

Tonight is the repeat of Charlie Britton Exposed. For those who missed it, tune in to sky channel 903 to watch Ben Dover, the notorious pornographer playing Charlie Britton, the, yep you guess it, the notorious pornographer! He bangs Shay Hendrix completely senseless in this episode, and she’s such a fittie! I love this show. Honestly, watch it, it’s steamy-as-you-like!

Autumn Naughtiness

I love spilling the beans on all the latest televisionX gossip so I thought I’d let you know what new shows are coming up next month. We’ve got the second series of Blindfold, Lara’s UK Swingers, and, as I mentioned yesterday, Party Animals.
But, we have some brand new series coming up to! The first one you’ll get to see is Different Strokes. Now I don’t want to give too much away on this one as I might get the boot and we can’t have that now can we! After that is Council Estate Skanks which, let’s be fair, is somewhat a self-explanatory title! Lastly, we have Katie K’s Teen Rampage where (and I heard this from the hottie herself!) Katie goes about deflowering lesbian virgins. Wahey!
As always, more on this later…