Rise Of The Machines

BAD: Cylons. Humanity’s children. So like humanity, in fact, that we consider them inherently evil. For those not inducted in geeky ways I’m talking about Battlestar Galatica. I bought the box set of the remake series 1-3 yesterday and I’m working my way through it this weekend. It’s ace. I already watched it all as it was airing on Sci Fi but it’s nice to go back and watch it again as you pick up little bits you missed the first time round. I don’t know if anyone’s seen this little video that was doing the rounds between series 3 and 4 but I think it’s genuinely hilarious. It’s mostly about those people who obsess about finishing every aspect of a video game (Achievement Whores) but there’s a brilliant bit in there about ‘Spoiler Whores’. I won’t spoil it (haha) but you should definitely watch it.

GOOD: Pneumatic dildos. God’s gift to women. And porn lovers. Not that I can imagine having one of these bad-boys in my basement for the wife (I’m not married, I’m just imagine a high-tech sexified future). It would have to be in the basement though, wouldn’t it. Not quite the sort of contraption you want kicking around the bedroom. Hmm, I do sometimes feel like I’m living in the future (btf 2 hoverboards aside) like when you’re coming up the escalators on the underground and it’s got all those video billboards. Things like that make me feel like it’s the future. Things like Rise of The Machines make it feel like I stepped into a future penned by William Gibson.
Not that good old Lolly minds getting either sets of lips round these arousing automatons. And that, my friends, is all that matters at the end of the day.
Mole out.

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