09
Jul
08

Blowjob apologies

How are girls so good at multi-tasking? I just don’t get it. All morning long I’ve been eavesdropping on these two birds who sit on my table in the office and they’ve been nattering away and still working really hard. It’s fun listening in on the girls but it’s getting pretty distracting. One of the girls got really drunk last night and had a fight with her boyfriend and is trying to figure out the best way to apologise. Her colleague actually suggested she could apologise with a blowjob! Now, is it me but shouldn’t blowjobs just be standard? Should girls be allowed to save them for apologies? You run the danger of mentally associating blowjobs with your girlfriend being mean to you and having to forgive her. Luckily this girl replied that she gives them to her boyfriend pretty regularly so she’d have to think of something better than that! She looked very sorry so I can’t wait ‘til tomorrow to hear exactly what she did to apologise 😉

Maybe I should tell this girl to watch Carmel Moore: Come Together to get some tips. I’m sure her boyfriend would forgive no matter what she did if she can pull off a performance like this!


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