I swear I’ve seen that glittery butt-plug before

There’s a new show on tonight which I may have mentioned before. It’s called Calling The Shots and the very first episode is airing tonight on TVX, Sky channel 903. It’s directed by Renee Richards and stars Paige Ashley, Mark Sloan, Keni Styles, Andy Mann and Tony James. The whole thing with Calling The Shots is that it gives our top girls the chance to direct their own porno scene. They can use their own experiences and call upon all their filthiest filmed moments to inspire them to create even more filth for us to enjoy. And my word does Renee have a proper filthy mind! She decided to recreate the orgy scene in Kurbick’s Eyes Wide Shut. Paige is resplendent in a Venetian mask and glittery butt plug; a glittery butt plug that looks awfully familiar. I know I’ve definitely seen that up Paige’s bum before so familiar is it that I’ve quizzed the office to see if anyone else remembers what other show she’s stuck it up her back passage before. Luckily someone else has a more pornographic memory than me and we’ve managed to pinpoint it back to this episode of The Demise Of Renee Richards. Enjoy this double-helping of Paige and her butt plugs this weekend!

I wish I had Laura Michaels for Christmas

Laura Michaels has got to be one of my favourite pornstars. Not only is she hot in a really sultry way (yes, okay, I do think she’d break me a little bit) but she seems really smart too Not many girls can get away with going on This Morning and advertise her hardcore pornography website! That’s got to take some cunning to get round Fern and Phil like that!
So, merry Christmas to you, Laura Michaels. Here’s my two favourite ever vids with you in…
Laura whipping Pascal.
Laura licking Paige Ashley out.

Lindsey Lohan

Is it just me, or does Paige Ashley looking stunningly like Lindsey Lohan these days?! In this episode of Favourite Fucks, she’s getting a good dicking from Clarke Kent. Deliciously ironic now that good old Lindz is a muff diver! I love watching girls eat pussy, but ever since an old girlfriend forced me to watch Mean Girls I have harboured fantasties about shafting la Lohan. I dunno, maybe it was the Tina Fey script but I actually managed to sit through a chick-flick without the usual flood of chick-flick hate I get! Haha, no, it was definitely Lindsey Lohan in short skirts that did it!

Plumpers come to Television X

Marie-Louise is one curvy lady. And her tits swing about like you would not believe. So, I was pretty excited today when we uploaded the hardcore video of the first episode of the Melons Marie Show. This saucy show is starring Paige Ashley in a cute, schoolgirl-esque outfit, is doing a quick spot of pole-dancing when she gets rimmed by Melons Marie. What more can you ask for… teens, plumpers, hot lesbo-action, rimming, pole-dancing. And it’s only Monday!

Paige Ashley: Before and After

The “better with a boob job or without” is a hotly debated subject. Personally, I don’t mid either way. On thing I do really like about it though is looking at the transformation. Paige Ashley is a prime example. I know she had her boob job a little while back but we just uploaded this vid of her and Demetri where she’s got proper dark hair and nice small boobs.
To see what she looks like after she’s done her “And tonight Matthew, I’m going to be…” bit, check her out getting pounded by Andy Mann on the staircase in this episode of Charlie Britton Exposed.

New(ish) Girls

2008 has seen the popularity of a lot of our newer girls rise. So I wanted to try out this new poll feature and work out who’s your favourite new blonde! I’ve listed all the options below with links to their pornstar pages so you can have a proper looksee before you pick. Don’t worry results are totally anonymous!

–Syren Sexton

–Katie K

–Shay Hendrix

–Paige Ashley (she’s just recently gone blonde)

Try my little poll, it’ll be fun

I hate rain

Ughhh I’m so hungover. It pissed it down yesterday so I drank tp compensate. Woops. I had such an amazing time but I’m really suffering from it. I definitely drank way too much cider last night. I think I killed some of my brain cells. I reckon all I’m capable of doing today is staying slumped in front of the telly. Luckily I missed Laura Michaels Stocking Tops on Friday so I’ll be able to catch the repeat tonight on televisionX. Brilliant!